25 Years of marriage without a fight• 💝

in blurtstory •  6 days ago 

25 Years of marriage without a fight• 💝

A man and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage.

A friend asked him how he managed to make it possible. He narrated:

"We went for our honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago, and while riding a horse 🐴, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.

She got up, patted the horse's back and said:
"this is your first time."

After a while, it happened again. She patted the horse again and said:
"this is your second time."

The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun 🔫 and shot the horse dead.

I was so shocked and I shouted at her...
"are you crazy! What's wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse?"

She smiled at me and said:
"this is your first time"

Since then, my mouth has always been shut 😤😷😷😷😂

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